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The Homo With No Balls, 28 May
Friday, May 28, 2010 @ 10:04 AM
28052010, Cycling @ Sunplaza

Wwwwwwaaazzzzuuuuppppp peeeeeoooooopppplllleeeee.
Hah, I purposely dragged that.
Today was epicly GREAT okayyy! :)
Yeap.
Today, going cycling with ISABEL, SHI XUAN, QUAN WEI, WEN YANG, HUIYI, JOLEEN AND KAINI.
So today, woke up around 950am. And I smsed Joleen to ask her what time we meeting.
She replied that we must meet @ 11am, Tampines Mall.
Then I was still relaxing, using computer because my siblings were bathing.
Later, I wanna bathe alr, I went to find my dri-fit t-shirt.
Zzz, cant find. Then after searching the luggages, it's inside there .__.
So took it out.
Next was my shorts. I dont wanna wear pe shorts because later someone's gonna say that again. ;D
So I insisted that I wanna wear my other shorts. It was also in another luggage. -.-
I was so pissed off lah. SMSed Joleen saying that I'll be late.
She also said she was gonna be late. :\
My mum helped me to search for my shorts, after that found it alr, went to bathe...
After bathing used com again. I read Joleen's msg and it said:
LOL TTM!
Benedict gonna be late.
Joleen gonna be late.
Kaini gonna be late.
Shixuan gonna be late.
Quanwei gonna be late.
Wenyang not coming (but in the end he still come.)
Isa idk.
Huiyi there le...
SHE'S ALONE THERE.
LOLS to the max lah.
So I was kinda still asking my mum to give me bread and milo (milo ftw!) for me for breakfast.
I ate ate ate (munch munch munch) till I finished, off com, took (new) earpiece and then got out of the house.
Bused 291 to Tampines Mall.
Called Joleen, ask her where she is.
She said she was opp. Tamp Mall Popular and I knew what place it was, it was the place where the small little kiddos colour and do stuff.
Zai right? Heh.
And they said Kaini pangseh-ed herself, LOL.
So looked for them there. Huiyi and Shi Xuan were having fun painting the drawing.
After finishing, they went to the counter and did the final touch-up.
Then later, everyone did another drawing. Everyone did something for that drawing uh.
So we kinda like paint paint paint, later we found out that the blue paint accidentally spilled onto the other side which was pink.
So they used cotton buds to take the blue away.
Then I used the pink (which was the wrong one) to like, replenish the one that was wiped away.
Tsk, LOL. They later went to put the correct one...
It was so confusing, the other colours were spilling into each other's, etc. etc.
Wen Yang was helping to clean the excess paint, but then he was so pissed with that he went to use his finger to remove the paint. LOL.
So after finishing that, we went over to Tampines 1 to look for Kaini.
Walked over to Tampines 1, More Than Words.
She was there, then we walked in.
Minutes later, they asked me to go out because they wanna give me a surprise or something.
So I went over to TIMES bookshop, emo awhile.
Read a random book there and then later they asked me to go to them.
Kaini gave me a gift! Thanks so much!
It's a photo frame. Geez, it's so nice! :)
After that we went kinda like standing @ near the escalators thr.
Then Joleen was like pointing @ the newURBANmale's logo, asking Wenyang if that looks familiar.
It's actually kinda like a sperm, tsk.
Wow, now this is starting to get dirty.
Beware: This is only the tip of an iceberg. More to come alrights? LOL.
Sooooooooo yea.
After that we were all hungry, Isabel Wenyang and Kaini didn't want to eat, so.
The rest of us didn't want to eat kopitiam or Mac.
So somebody suggested Subway.
Went downstairs, then most ppl dont wanna eat subway.
Another suggested to eat KFC.
So went there.
On the way, I went to buy Each-A-Cup.
After that walked over to the CPF Building because the KFC is there.
When @ KFC, settled down and then I went to buy a Zinger Meal.
Ateateate, gosh, so much SICK stuff was involved can.
Tsk, Joleen said my Mashed Potato contains Wen Yang's cum.
OH GOSH =='
SO SICK MANS. LOLOLOLOLOLOL.
Went out of the restaurant, walked over to Sunplaza Park.
Rented bikes.
At first, Huiyi and Shi Xuan rented a bike that can sit 2 ppl.
But both of them cant balance well.
So everyone tried to balance Shi Xuan, everyone couldn't...
EXCEPT ME. LOL. :D
So yay I can balance and everyone's like "Benedict you rock! "
LOL, thankyou. Hahs. ^^
So, we cycled and cycled.
Quan Wei went over to the other side and then all of us follow,
But he went into the forest, our bikes cannot go there.
So we u-turned back.
Kept cycling in rounds, played catching games and scaring Kaini and others were damn awesome \m/
Joleen was super ultra scared of Quan Wei lah, because he always scares her. LOLS.
Sadded. :/
Played racing, catching...
Saw one bangala and one maid like, having some affair @ the park.
LOL, then when both of them in the pavilion, Joleen was like:
Eh, where is the maid ah? Oh it's there with that bangala!
Oh! He's there! And then Joleen says that the maid is sucking cock? [censored]
See? told ya. dont continue reading if you dont want to knw anymore sick stuff please.
So, cycled, cycled...
Later everyone was like deciding if we could go Pasir Ris Park or East Coast Park.
East Coast Park, dont want because of the oil spill. and 1/2 way come back, not worth it.
Pasir Ris Park, idk why we dont want go. I think they scared of mosquito bites?
Yea, sadded. So stayed there...
Kept cycling. Later when Isabel and Wen Yang needed to go home,
we returned the bikes and took a group picture, which is right up there.

p/s: Joleen isnt in the pic because she's the one taking the pic.

Said goodbye to Isabel, Shi Xuan and Wen Yang.
We also decided to whitesands to take neoprints.
While walking halfway, Joleen remembered that my present (another one) was with Wen Yang.
So called him back.
Walked together back to tampines mrt.
Said goodbye to Wen Yang @ mrt station.
Me, Joleen, Kaini and Huiyi went to whitesands.
At the entrance there, saw two bangalas holding hands LOL!
So,
went in, went up to the neoprints there.
Took neoprints & it was SUPER AWESOME! :DD
Yeah, decorated it and then cut the neoprints and everyone got some parts of the neoprints.
Went over to arcade, which was just next door.
I gave them $1.05 to play a game of basketball. It was so fun! :)
It was so wrong lah, we were like saying BALLS here and BALLS there. AHH
LOL, nevertheless it was fun lah.
After we finished playing, we found Kaini in a corner playing racing.
Watched her play...
Then later she changed to another seat and Joleen and I were like sitting next to each other and then she told me her joke about 'The Homo With No Balls', which explains this title.

*Conversation between Joleen and a guy she knows but not his name ..
*Joleen ;
*Eh Boy !
*Guy : * Knows Joleen was calling him , ignores *
*Joleen : You not boy uh ? Eh Girl !
*Guy : Im not a girl either !
*Joleen : Fine luh , neither huh ? Eh Homo !
* Guy : ROFLS . * Ignores *
*at that point of time , that guy was holding 2 basketballs ..
*Joleen : Eh homo with 2 balls ! Hey wait , thats normal .
*Eh homo with 4 balls !
*Guy throws one basketball ..
*Joleen :
*Eh homo with 3 balls !
*Boy throws the last ball on his hand .
**Guy
*Joleen : Homo without balls !

LOLS, I was ROFLMAO-ing mans.
Okay so we all had to go back home alr,
Said goodbye to everyone.
Then Joleen remembered that my presents are still in her bag,
she quickly shout my name and gave me my presents.
Thanks man! ^^
Train-ed back to tampines mrt and took 291 back to my house.
Comped > Dinner > Bathe > Comped
Thanks again,
Joleen, Kaini, Quan Wei, Isabel, Huiyi, Shi Xuan and Wen Yang for the wonderful day!
OH GOSH, I TOOK A HELL LOT OF A TIME TYPING THIS LONG POST.
FROM 7PM TILL NOW, 1AM, 6 HOURS MANS.
Gosh, LOL!
Okay. Goodbyeee and goodnights. Time for sleeping....

-JUSTINE BROTHER, 29May 2010, 12.19AM
-FELICIA MUM, 28May, 8.40PM
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